welcome to hell

Scientologists
Circle I Limbo

General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

George Bush
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Qusay Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Uday Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Breaking the Seal

Bang. There it is. The Universe that is this blog has just been created. Lick your finger(why do people feel the need to do that?!?) and mark this in the books as post number one and cherish it, maybe even stick it in the family photo album...it's up to you. I will treat this blog as a newborn baby because its small and knows nothing but where to stick its fingers. Throughout history, perhaps it shall grow into a great big man. Who has a beard. The anticipation.